YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG.

( CAPTION CONTEST )

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HEY YOU GUYS.

GUESS WHAT.

SCHFIFTY FIVE



THAT IS ALL /o/ \o/ \o\

Geez, remember the days when I actually posted? ...Neither do I. But~ So many things have happened recently, it's time to take a moment, sit back, relax, and go through a list.

NUMERO UNO: My last post was obviously April Fool's. And apparently nobody got it... Well, except An.

NUMERO ZWEI: Talking of, An, I need to talk to you. The kid, too, probably.

NUMERO TROIS: Nana is my daughter C:

NUMERO QUATTRO: THE OFFICE HAS BEEN TOO QUIET. It's time for me to change that.

I turn fifty-five in a week.









...Oh Jesus Christ 8(

I think I am going to cut my hair today. It's too troublesome.

Drudging up memories probably isn't the best thing, but WAHEY.

( Hooray for nostalgia )

/o/?

And newcomers!! HELLOO~~~~ How ARE you? How's your dog? SUPER :D Forgive my disappearances, there have been loads of pressing matters that require a lot of attention.

NANA AND I ARE ELOPING TO MALTA.



Minus the "eloping" part.






That is all :D

I've really been falling behind, haven't I? TERRIBLY SORRY. I've been smothered by paperwork. As in, in a fit of delirious frustration, I tried to eat a page. Or two. Maybe three.


...DRR DRR DRR?

And we have a visitor 'round these parts! Hiii, An!!

This is so clever, I think I'm going to cry ;o;

...Tatsumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

EDIT: I have a meme.
Give me the names of three people I know. I will pick one to marry, one to have sex with, and one to push off a cliff.
DO IT.

( Been busy )

Soooooooo, you crazy kids! Valentine's Day was yesterday! HERE, HAVE A FANFICTION. HAHAHAHAHAA, people are funny :D As if I'd leave my lab unlocked. Or. Ahahahahah gesklsjrdhgskljdhglksjdghlkjsdxfhgkljxdhlfklgvbjdxfhbklgjsdhgeilurfh

Hmmm. This new computer makes for better keysmashing! I APPROVE! :Db frlhknfglhrliugherliughkldhckjhrlgkhrigherrkghkdfjhkerhguoehargpiurhe

EDIT: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
IT'S LIKE ALL MY WORRIES WENT AWAY, YOU GUYS.

kgljtrdhlkjghserkltjghselkrjghlskerjh Eeeheeheehehee bubble wraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap /o/.

THAT. IS HYSTERICAL. "Nintendo~!!!!"

Oi, Badou. Glitter vacuum is underway! I bet it'll be done in a day or so, it's time to get hyperproductive again! :Db

Does this bring back memories, OR DOES THIS BRING BACK MEMORIES?

What is it with people and eye transplants going wrong?

Late to the game? WHO CARES!!

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GOOD LORD, HISOKA, STOP STALKING ME.

And Tatsumi, you should be higher up, really. :|

THE ADVENTURES OF LIMBLESS GIRL: Part one.

This is more or less what really happened, too. Except Rabi had nothing to do with this. And there wasn't a sun-destroying machine involved. In fact, it's probably a completely other story.

( An action story for all ages!! )

I should've drawn pictures. But trying to write a readable request for funding is harder than I thought :(

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THAT

WAS

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahaha. Kurama. Emma. Sorry about the whole kidnapping and imminent death thing :"D I got carried away. Or something.

I miss my top hat :(

Dr. Watari's Evil To-Do List:
* Program all the world's toilets to flush at the same time
* Figure out Limbless Girl's secret identity.
* Find a way to make use of the talking rabbit I... Found :D
* Figure out Limbless Girl's secret identity.
* Burn down an orphanage, get all the survivors onto a bus, then get a lackey to drive them off a cliff.
* FIGURE OUT LIMBLESS GIRL'S SECRET IDENTITY.

But first! Is there a Mr. Kurama available~? Ah, yes. You have a date with a train. Someone will be by to escort you shortly :D *mustache twirl*

Today is a fine day for world domination.



*monocle*

...You guys.

It's National Stalker Awareness Month.

There is so much irony in this, I want to throw up.

(ooc: TRUFAX. I just found out today and lol'd pretty damn hard.)

Tatsumi, dear, you're not supposed to stick me with more paperwork now!! Couldn't even freaking finish the battery-acid-proof squirt gun I was working on till just now :|.

Anyways! New Year's come and gone, and it was highly enjoyable, this time around :3. And, once again, I see we've got some newcomers! HelLOOOOOOOOO, greetings, gurren lagan! Welcome to the utter madness from your resident shinigami, mad scientist, and bird afficionado, Yutaka Watari~ Stop by and check your sanity at the door :D

Late Merry Christmas, but still~ Merry Christmas! Hope yours were fantastic and decidedly non-violent. Unless you're Muraki. Then I wish you would go die.

( Greatest present ever under the cut:D )

Emma, the reverse color-changing potion is done, so I'm sending it over. Please don't hurt me. I like my brain, and would rather have it intact.

.........Tatsumiiiiiii.

I should've done this before, but, y'know. Shit happens. A lot of it.

But hi, I'm Yutaka Watari, and I've probably spiked your drinks with a truth potion I've been working on... Including my own. Well, damn. But hey! It works! :D

And OHSHI TATSUMI'S HERE ABANDON ALL HOPE! Uh. Bnr, of course ;D